For Immediate Release
Handled Messiahs Public Relations
Harry Martini, PRA
Eccentric Publisher to Tap Na'vi Pornography
In his first foray into the pornography industry DonJonVonavich, Eccentric Publisher of Moloch the Plutocracy, has announced a venture to tap into the sexual excitement surrounding the blockbuster movie, Avatar, from self-declared "King of the World," James Cameron.The research division of Moloch the Plutocracy has found that 18 million teenage boys have masturbated to Neytiri, Princess of Omaticayato. "It's the largest masturbatory phenomenon since Princess Leia Organa, Crown Princess of Alderaan," claims DonJon. Adding "Research indicates men in their sixties are still 'Viagraurbating' to Princess Leia, we foresee decades of profit on Neytriri."
Harry Martini of Handled Messiahs PR and DonJon's publicist claims, "It's the next big slice of porn pie, Na'vi blue beaver will make the Asian bukakki trend seem like a trickle." The multi-phase business strategy will include a Pandorian porn website, a Na'vi adult dating service and a mating service for Pandorian nationals looking to marry Americans.
Big Blue Pandoragina (www.bigbluepandoragina.com), a porn site billed as "All Blue - All Nude - All Na'vi," will launch next month featuring an exclusive all nude spread of Princess Neytiri. The adult dating site, Naughty Na'Vi (www.naughtynavi.com), is set for debut in the spring. The launch date for the Na'vi mating project has been delayed pending approval from US Homeland Security.
Contact Information:
Handled Messiahs Public Relations
Harry Martini, PRA
(405) 4-MOLOCH (65624)
blewkarma@gmail.com
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