Congress Enacts National Pee-in-a-Cup Day

"I fear the rise of a Urinary-Industrial Complex,"  DonJon.

Chelsea Hotel (MP) - The United States Congress has enacted National Pee-in-a-Cup-Day to be observed every July 3rd.  "The day before the greatest declaration of Independence for Human Being is a perfect time for patriots to offer their posterity," declared Speaker of the House, Harry "Mumbling Idiot" Reed.  The President "Hopie" Obama, has concurred, "the urine of this Great Nation provides hope for the afterbirth of all future patriots."

National P-in-a-Cup-Day will offer all Americans free entrance to any national, state, or local park, public building and facility, and participating corporate sponsor lobby to urinate freely in portable toilets provided by the newly formed Department of Urination, which reports to the Department of Homeland Security.

President Obama has announced that former Vice President, Dick "Luke, I am your father" Cheney, will be appointed Secretary of Urination.  "As a former bladder compromised Congressman and Chairman of Porta-Potty, Inc., I have the rare combination of public and private urinary experience," claimed Cheney.  Cheney has already held an informal private meeting concerning urinary policy with the Captains of the Urination Industry, but has refused to release the attendants of the meeting to the press.

Undisclosed sources have told Moloch the Plutocracy that the Chairmans of Porta-Potty, Paorta-John & Jane, Johnny On The Spot, Port-O-Let, and Toi-Toi were present at the meeting.  There have been rumblings about Cheney's exclusion of  Port-a-Loo, Tidy John, and John To Go from the meetings considering the inclusion of Chinese Urinary Industry leader, Toi-Toi.

In a related annoucement, Publicist to DonJonVonavich HRH King of the MOs, Harry Martini, founder of Handled Messiahs PR, offered DonJon's reaction, "This will 'piss off' many American patriots... I fear the rise of a Urinary-Industrial Complex."

It is uncertain how these developments will effect DonJon's MoBoho RoadShow - The MoBeg'n Tour.  Cheney has offered to contribute a Department of Urination approved Porta-Potty for the MoBus.

NOTES:

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Hunter S. Thompson to be 'On the MoBus'

" He is ready for MoFear & Loathing with DonJon and the Merry Molochsters,"  Harry Martini.

Chelsea Hotel (MP) - DonJonVonavich HRH King of the MOs, referred to as DonJon by his friends and foes, has announced that Hunter S. Thompson will be joining the MoBeg'n Tour in Las Vegas. "He is ready for MoFear & Loathing with DonJon and the Merry Molochsters," reports Harry Martini, long time publicist to DonJon.  Reportedly Thompson died of a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head in 2005.  "He does look a little rough, but I figured he was just coming off a bender," stated Martini. 

DonJon only recently announced that his MoBoho RoadShow will hit the road with The MoBeg'n Tour for a Summer of MoBeg'n.  A Follow up on the epic Last Great American Roadtrip 2008, The MoBeg'n Tour will travel the American West extemporaneously performing a modern adaptation of The Beggar's Opera, culminating with a week run at the Burning Man Project in Blackrock City, NV.

The MoBeg'n Tour will travel on a vintage 60 foot 1988 Prevost touring coach with travel stage.  The new MoBus will be christened the MoRevenge and hand painted in route.  A troupe videographer will capture the full performances and background activity.  Additionally, each troupe member will have a personal video camera to capture individual content.  As the troupe drives between performance sites they will work with the home support team to locate camp locations and show venues, edit and post video content, and promote the upcoming show.

The MeBeg'n Tour is produced by MoRoadtrip, Inc., a Cooperative Corporation that creates road trip events referred to as "Living Art on the Road."  The projects are developed and supported by teams of shareholder artists and produced, documented and distributed by MoRoadtrip.  All MoRoadtrip projects are dedicated to the development of a Sustainable Cooperative Economy.

To register to join The MoBeg'n Tour: https://sites.google.com/site/moroadtrip/

Press Release - MoBeg'n Tour

For Immediate Release

Handled Messiahs Public Relations

Harry Martini, PRG

DonJon to be 'On the Road' for Summer of MoBeg'n. 

DonJonVonavich HRH King of the MOs, known as DonJon to his friends and foes, announced that his MoBoho RoadShow will hit the road with The MoBeg'n Tour for a Summer of MoBeg'n.  A Follow up on the epic Last Great American Roadtrip 2008, The MoBeg'n Tour will travel the American West extemporaneously performing a modern adaptation of The Beggar's Opera, culminating with a week run at the Burning Man Project in Blackrock City, NV.  

"We planned a MoRoadShow Extravaganza with Micheal Jackson and Elvis returning from the grave, but Wall Street wouldn't underwrite us, so we'll be MoBeg'n around the American West," states DonJon.  Touring on the MoBoho RoadShow will be DonJon's band of Merry Molochsters, a troupe of avant garde underground performance artists, musicians, painters, writers, dancers, and poets.  With the Couch Surfing Cavalry in caravan, the tour will make daily stops at small towns such as Marfa, Tx, the National Parks of the Great American West, and hot spots such as Las Vegas.

The MoBeg'n Tour will travel on a vintage 60 foot 1988 Prevost touring coach with travel stage.  The new MoBus will be christened the MoRevenge and hand painted in route.  A troupe videographer will capture the full performances and background activity.  Additionally, each troupe member will have a personal video camera to capture individual content.  As the troupe drives between performance sites they will work with the home support team to locate camp locations and show venues, edit and post video content, and promote the upcoming show.

The MeBeg'n Tour is produced by MoRoadtrip, Inc., a Cooperative Corporation that creates road trip events referred to as "Living Art on the Road."  The projects are developed and supported by teams of shareholder artists and produced, documented and distributed by MoRoadtrip.  All MoRoadtrip projects are dedicated to the development of a Sustainable Cooperative Economy.

Web Site: https://sites.google.com/site/moroadtrip/

The Itinerary will include the following stops among many along the road:

Week 1: 

Search for the Marfa Ghost Lights - Marfa, TX

The MoRoad to Juarez - Juarez, MEX

Grand Canyon National Park

MoFear & Loathing In Las Vegas - Las Vegas, NV

Week 2: 

Joshua Tree National Park, 
Death Vally National Park, AZ
Yosemite National Park 

Meet the MoBohos - Bohemian Grove Summer Encampment Monte Rio, CA

Week 3:

Burning Man and Beyond - Black Rock Desert, NV

DonJon's Donner Party - Mystery Meat BBQ - Donner National Park

Contact Information:

Handled Messiahs Public Relations

Harry Martini, PRG

(405) 4-MOLOCH (65624)

handledmessiahs@gmail.com

Hedonism Mitch - Give Mitch a Piece!

John F. Kennedy signed Executive Order 10924 on March 1, 1961 creating the Peace Corps.

Fifty Years Later Mitch Adams Reports for Duty on June 15, 2010.

SCREEEECCHHH

But, he thought he signed up for the "Piece Corps" at Hedonism III Jamaica...

Selective Dis-Service System

ORDER TO REPORT FOR INDUCTION

Friends of Mitch Adams 

You are hereby ordered for Induction into 

The Armed Forces of Revelry and Debauchery,

and to Report to (Top Secret: To Be Announced) for 

Service in the Defense of Pleasure and Mayhem.

"All we are saying is give Mitch a piece!"

                                                                                              John Lennon

"What kind of piece do we seek?  A piece like Marilyn—not merely a piece for Mitch but a piece for all—not merely a piece in our time but the Piece of All Time."

                                JFK, The Piece of All Time

"Make Love, Not Anal Warts!"

                Very Unknown

"Blessed are the piece takers; for they shall be called the children of Mitch."    Jesus Quintana                                                                                                                     

"What the Fuck! I was just trying to get a piece..."

Mitch Adams

Saturday, June 5th

TBA pm till

(Top Secret - TBA)

302 East 53rd Street, Austin, TX 78751

Attire - Hedonist

Attitude - Playfully Libidinous

Accouterments - Water Toys, Towel, Devious Smile, 

Naked Kerrioki Voice, and Dancitude

BYO-Inebriates 

Grill & Heathen Meat Provided