DonJon Announces Virgin Joint Venture to Penetrate Urvaginus

"I am concerned Urvaginus will tease our probe as we enter the Tain'tisphere and deny entry to her Planetary Labia,"  DonJon.

Chelsea Hotel (MP) - DonJonVonavich, Eccentric Publisher of Moloch the Plutocracy and MoVaginal Chairman of The Certified Vagina Whisperers Association (CVWA), announced a joint venture with Sir Richard "The De-Virginator" Branson to land an Interstellar Probe on Urvaginus within the decade.  

Asstrologists at MoBoho University recently discovered the New Planet while exploring the Tain'tisphere of Uranus.  "We had no idea what was at the other end," claims MoBoho Senior Asstrologist, Dr. Dick Hurtz. 

The New Corporation, dubbed MoVirgin Inter-Urvaginus, is devoted to the exploration of the Mons Pubis laden Planet.  Branson, a pioneer in Intergalactic Travel and renowned De-Virginator,  has dedicated his largest Probe to the the venture, named the Probus-Mons-Pubis Intergalactic Pleasure Ship.  "We will penetrate Urvaginus from every Angle with our Pleasure Ship until we are Satisfied," states Branson. 

Initial tests of Branson's Probe resulted in premature fuel tank ejaculation.  "The Probe was stroked and ready for Interstellar Penetration, but couldn't hold it's tanks," claims Branson.    

DonJon will lead an Expeditionary Battalion of Certified Vagina Whisperers, known as the Fighting Carpet Munchers, to land Urvaginus.  "She will not be easy to land," states DonJon, "I am concerned Urvaginus will tease our probe as we enter the Tain'tisphere and deny entry to her Planetary Labia." 

In a related story, the Log Cabin Tea Baggers for Christ (LogBaggers4C) have retained the services of Professor Bimm, Mad Pseudo-Scientist and Living Root Vegetable, to disprove the existence of Urvaginus.  The LogBaggers4Cs have denounce the planetary discovery as "Liberal Goddess Worshiping Pseudo-Socio-Commie-Science Propaganda," and denounced DonJon as a "Clitoral Fascist." 

"If anyone can disprove the existence of Urvaginus, It is Professor Bimm," states the LogBaggers4C spokesperson, Hymie Hyman.  Professor Bimm works at Harvard University's Ivory Basement diabolically plotting to negate the life's work of the Good Citizens of the World.

Links:

University of Arizona HiRISE Project: http://hirise.lpl.arizona.edu/PSP_007962_2635

Supreme Court Announces Initial Public Stock Offering

"These Justices are Supreme Plutocratic Assholes," DonJon.

Chelsea Hotel (MP) - The Supreme Court of the United States has registered with the Securities and Exchange Commission for an Initial Public Stock Offering (IPO) under the name SCOTUS, Inc.  The Company will be traded on the Atlantic City Stock Exchange (ACX) under the symbol SCOTUS. "We are excited to allow the Free Market to determine the value of American Justice," states Antonin "Big Tone" Scalia, Chairman of SCOTUS, Inc.

Wall Street Investment Banking firm Goldman Sachs O'Money is the Lead Underwriter in the 'Too Large to Fail Banking Syndicate,' commonly referred to as the FailSafe.  Goldman CEO and Grand Master of the Multiverse, Lloyd "BlankCheck" Blankfein, confirmed, "Goldman Sachs O'Money, Bank of We Own America, JPMorgan Chase If You Want It Back, and Merrill Lynch Anyone That Tries is the FailSafe Syndicate underwriting all American Justice offerings."

The Success of the SCOTUS Offering is expected to unleash a torrent of Justice IPO's.  FailSafe Syndicate Press secretary, Rufus Tufus, claimed, "The Fuck'n Justice Bull is rag'n... da Offer'ns Sold Out... Justice be da Next Great American Bubble."

Both the Third and Fifth Courts of Appeal have retained the FailSafe Syndicate for due diligence reviews on their books to determine valuations.  "I expect all 11 Appeals Courts and most of the 94 District Courts will go public within the next two years," claims Blankfien.

The SCOTUS, Inc. Prospectus states, "funds raised by the Initial Public Offering will be invested in the SCOTUS Free Speech Futures Trading Desk on the Unalienable Rights Mercantile Exchange (RiteX)."  A recent Supreme Court ruling in Citizens United v. Federal Elections Commission conferred Corporate Citizens, Labor Unions and Organizations the same free speech rights as Natural Citizens.  The Ruling reversed a One Hundred Year Precedent.

The RiteX temporarily halted trading when 90-Day-US-Free-Speech Futures Contracts (US-Frees) tripled in value to $1,209.21 per syllable from $398.21 in three hours.  "The Business of Justice has changed, It requires a much greater investment in US Free Speech to maintain Market Share," offers Scallia, "SCOTUS, Inc. will be the Market Leader in Free Speech 

Trading.  

Asked for comment, DonJonVonavich, Eccentric Publisher of Moloch the Plutocracy, offered, "These Justices are Supreme Plutocratic Assholes.  Free Speech is not a commodity purchasable by the highest Bidder!" 

NOTES:

1. New York Times - Justices Overturn Key Campaign Limits
2. The Washing Post - The Supreme Court removes important limits on campaign finance
3. AlterNet - Supreme Court's 'Radical and Destructive' Decision Hands Over Democracy to the Corporations
4. Citizen Works - Why Corporate Personhood Matters and What it Means

Commodities Exchange Halts Trading on Free Speech

"...the Voice of the People has been diminished to White Noise behind the Concert of Corporate Speech," DonJon.

Yesterday the Unalienable Rights Mercantile Exchange (RiteX) temporarily halted trading in US Free Speech after the price more than tripled in three hours.  The Stampeding Bull Market was released by the recent Supreme Court ruling in Citizens United v. Federal Elections Commission conferring Corporate Citizens, Labor Unions and Organizations the same free speech rights as Natural Citizens.  The Ruling reversed a One Hundred Year Precedent.

At the RiteX Opening Bell the price of 90-Day-US-Free-Speech Futures Contracts (US-Frees) were $398.21 per syllable, three hours into the trading day they had tripled to $1,209.21 before the RiteX abruptly halted trading.  Free Speech Commodities Trader, Rufus Tufus, was in the trading pit when the frenzy began, "Dog, it was Fuck'n Crazy... Every 'G' wus long dong'n US Frees... We talk'n Big Mu'thur Fuck'n Bling."

RiteX Commissioner, Former President George "Waterboy" Bush, stated, "Ah, speech is free... The market is free... ah, I am free, ah... You are free.  Ah, Watch what you say if you want to stay free, he he."  Asked when the RiteX would resume trading US Frees, the RiteX Commissioner said, "Aaahhh, It's Closed?"

US Free Speech brokers have reported that Worldwide Buy Orders have poured in from New World Order Corporate Citizens.  "Ah, anyone should be able to buy US Free Speech, not just US Citizens, or something," the RiteX Commissioner added.

In a related statement, DonJonVonavich, Eccentric Publisher of Moloch the Plutocracy, denounced the ruling as, "A travesty, the Voice of the People has been diminished to White Noise behind the Concert of Corporate Speech." 

NOTES:

1. New York Times - Justices Overturn Key Campaign Limits
2. The Washing Post - The Supreme Court removes important limits on campaign finance
3. AlterNet - Supreme Court's 'Radical and Destructive' Decision Hands Over Democracy to the Corporations
4. Citizen Works - Why Corporate Personhood Matters and What it Means

$100 Million IM-assFucking for Haiti Announced

"The International Monetary System seeks to force it's will on the Impoverished of the World, enslaving them in the Plutocracy's factories, plants and farms harvesting Profit,"  DonJon.

Chelsea Hotel (MP) - The International Monetary assFuckers (IM-assF) have announced a New $100 Million IM-assFucking for Haiti.  The Devastated Country was previously IM-assFucked for $165 Million.  This IM-assFucking came with the usual Friendly Humanitarian Conditions, including raising prices for electricity, refusing pay increases to all public employees and privatization of everything potentially profitable.

The new IM-assFucking was made through their Extended Credit Facility, "We are aware that some think the IM-assFuck should be a Grant, but we don't IM-assFuck that way," states Dominique "Ass-Con" Strauss-Kahn, Managing DickRectum of the IM-assF.  Further qualifying, "This Extended IM-assFucking is Long Term with Zero Interest, Similar to what the Haitians have experienced for Two Centuries." 

In a related statement, DonJonVonavich, Eccentric Publisher of Moloch the Plutocracy, offered "The International Monetary System seeks to force it's will on the Impoverished of the World, enslaving them in the Plutocracy's factories, plants and farms harvesting Profit." 

DonJon released a video statement on Haiti on Thursday's Edition of Moloch the Plutocracy.  (See Below)

NOTES:

1. International Monetary Fund - Home Page
2. The Washing Post - The Supreme Court removes important limits on campaign finance
3. AlterNet - Supreme Court's 'Radical and Destructive' Decision Hands Over Democracy to the Corporations
4. Citizen Works - Why Corporate Personhood Matters and What it Means
5. Los Angeles Times - 

DonJon Releases Video Statement on Haiti

"We are the Human Disaster..." DonJon.

Chelsea Hotel (MP) - In a Video Statement submitted to Moloch the Plutocracy, Eccentric Publisher, DonJonVonavich Proposed that the Haitian People take steps to becoming the first Cooperative Nation State and declare Haiti a Plutocratic & Governmental-Free-Zone.

Below is the Full Transcript of his Statement:

With Great Humility, I offer these words with the Hope that Human Kind will one day accept the loss of Human Life in Haiti not as a Natural Disaster, but another in a long history of preventable Human Disasters.

After Two Centuries of Imperial and Capitalist abuse Haiti was a disaster looking for it's time to happen. The World Economic Body knew the Haitian People were hungry, but saw no profit in Self Subsistence. The World Political body knew the Haitian People lived precariously on an active fault line, but saw no votes in Safe Domiciles. The World Citizenry knew the Haitian People suffered great Human indignity, but saw no luxury in caring. Rather Haitians were looked upon by the Capitalist First World as rotting human refuse, "Out of Sight and Out of Mind."

The Human Disaster is not of the Haitian People, for Human Perseverance transcends Greed and the Dignity of their struggle is a salve on our diseased Humanity; Our charitable gifts, words and thoughts a mere clamber for Salvation. The Human Disaster is not of Capitalist Nations that over-consume enough to feed the famished, to quench the parched, and to shelter the precarious.

Rather, We are the Human Disaster, comfortably accepting a system that distinguishes Human Worth on Material Wealth. We are the Human Disaster, thanklessly accepting the Blessings of The Enlightenment, yet considering ourselves above Equal. We are the Human Disaster, seeking Self Actualization through wanton destruction of our Planet and our Race.

We live in a World of Abundance that has been Privatized into Profitable Scarcity. We allow a baseless system of Monetary Measure to prevent the distribution of Abounding Resources. Rather Human Productivity, Natural Resources and Modern Technology sit idle awaiting Profit's Command. Was there not enough Willing Labor, Materials and Technology to protect the Haitian People? As we now see there is and there was. The only Scarce Resource was Human Compassion.

The surviving Haitian People, struggling Rescue Workers, and meager Medical Staff are in the midst of an Epic Human Battle. They have transcended the Ordinary and entered a World of Simple Duality where Charity is Good and Profit is Evil, where Unity is Good and Separatism is Evil, a World where ones's Humanity is measured by doing that which is Good and Obvious, or Evil and Odious. It is Obvious that waiting for the Moment of Disaster was Evil. It is Odious that the Common Good of all Humanity is not given it's Full Measure. Natural Disasters will continue unabated, but Human Disasters will end only when we accept the responsibility of Being Human.

I Propose we take a First Test of Our Humanity; That Haiti be declared a Non-Plutocratic-Zone. That it become the First Cooperative Nation State; A Unity of National and Local Cooperatives organized to achieve Economic Humanism, Owned and Operated by those that labor to serve their Community. A Cooperative Economy neither controlled by a Central Marxist Government nor Private Capitalist Profiteers. A Cooperative Economy where all resources, Natural, Industrial and Technical, accrue to the benefit of the People.

I Propose we take a Second Test of Our Humanity; That Haiti be declared a Non-Governmental-Zone. That we promote a Decentralized Cooperative Anarchist Nation operated by Citizen Technocrats, Scientists, Engineers, Doctors and Other Practitioners rather than Politicians. And that they serve the People by means of The Scientific Method. A Sovereign Cooperative Nation that has no Armed Military, no International Allegiances, and no Political agenda. A Sovereign Cooperative Citizenry with a Common Human Obligation to treat thy Neighbor as thyself with Equality of Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness.

I Propose we take a Final Test of Our Humanity; That we, the People of the World who seek a more Human Being, commit fully to the Haitian People in this Bold Journey; That from this demoralized, uneducated, and poverty stricken people a New Enlightenment will take birth and flourish throughout this Planet.

Thank You!

New Planet Discovered in Uranus Tain'tisphere

"Urvaginus will change the way we look at Uranus!  I know, I've been looking a lot," DonJon, Dean of Students, MoBoho University.

Chelsea Hotel (MP) - In an astonishing discovery Asstrologists at MoBoho University have discovered a New Planet nestled in the Tain'tisphere of Uranus.  The new planet has been dubbed by DonJonVonavich, Dean of Students, as "Urvaginus."  Hailed by DonJon as a "Life Affirming Discovery,"  he added, "Trust me, I am going to live long enough to land this Mons Pubis laden Planet."

But not everyone is celebrating the discovery, the Log Cabin Tea Baggers for Christ, referred to as LogBaggers4C, have denounce it as "Liberal Goddess Worshiping Pseudo-socio-commie-science Propaganda," and denounced DonJon as a "Clitoral Fascist."  Claiming their Theostrologists have discovered a "Planetary Package" tucked tightly between the Tain'tisphere of the New Planet, the Spokesman for LogBaggers4C, Hymie Hyman, stated "This is clear evidence of Intelligent Design, rather as God would have it, we have 'Urpenis'."

Links:

University of Arizona HiRISE Project: http://hirise.lpl.arizona.edu/PSP_007962_2635

Certified Vagina Whisperers of American: CVWAA

Donate CVWAA

Dynamic Duo Tapped to Protect World Capital in Haiti

"We have another natural disaster of biblical proportions and, once again, capital floods a sovereign people's life... the capital will demand a profitable return and the Haitian people will continue their long history of enslavement." DonJon.

Chelsea Hotel (MP) - The President "Hopie" Obama announced that America's Dynamic Pluto-Duo, The Triangulator and Puppet Boy, will be the official Face of profitization efforts in Haiti. "We don't know the true identity of these 'Avengers of Capital Destruction,' but we do know they will protect the Plutocrats of the World from a non-profit Haitian 'voodoo' economy," stated the President. 

The Triangulator, known for his super human ability for double talk, stated, "They can escape their history and build a better future.”  Casually claiming, “The Haitians want to just amend their development plan to take account of what's happened in Port-au-Prince and west.”  In Triangulation speak this translates to, "We have a clean slate, local government is wiped out, the citizens are desperate and the real estate is cleared for development." 

Concerned that profits on blankets and water would be diminished, Puppet Boy stated, "I know a lot of people want to send blankets or water," adding a pitch for investment capital, "Just send your cash!"   Puppet Boy became an American Super Pluto-Hero when he was successfully dispatched to locate Venture Terrorist for the War on Terror.

In a related statement, DonJonVonavich, Eccentric Publisher of Moloch the Plutocracy, stated, "We have another natural disaster of biblical proportions and, once again, capital floods a sovereign people's life.  After the media has sated it's hunger for marketable content and the public relations benefits of corporate altruism fades, the capital will demand a profitable return and the Haitian people will continue their long history of enslavement."  

"Prior to recent events Haiti was a humanitarian crises and natural disaster waiting to happen, where were the mass efforts to raise the standard of living, to build safe domiciles and to respect them as Human Beings deserving of the full benefits of Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of happiness?"

NOTES:

Democracy Now! - Naomi Klein Issues Haiti Disaster Capitalism Alert: Stop Them Before They Shock Again

http://www.democracynow.org/2010/1/14/naomi_klein_issues_haiti_disaster_capitalism

Washington Post - From Haiti's ruins, a chance to rebuild a nation -  http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/01/16/AR2010011601848.html?hpid=topnews

The Peoples Voice - Disaster Capitalism Headed to Haiti - http://www.thepeoplesvoice.org/TPV3/Voices.php/2010/01/18/disaster-capitalism-headed-to-haiti

The Daily Beast - The Cynical Bush Clinton Show - http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and-stories/2010-01-18/the-cynical-bush-clinton-show/2/

DonJon's Dead Father Eulogizes MLK, Jr

"World, I knew MLK, Jr., he was a friend of mine, and you are no MLK, Jr," NiccoloJonVonavich, Father of DonJon.

Chelsea Hotel (MP) - DonJonVonavich, Eccentric Publisher of Moloch the Plutocracy, has emerged from his annual Martin Luther King, Jr. Day cyperportation conference with his father, NiccoloJonVonavich (aka: Ralph Abernathy).  In a statement released by DonJon, his father eulogized King as, "A man before his time and beyond," stating, "World, I knew MLK, Jr., he was a friend of mine, and you are NO MLK, Jr."

NiccoloJonVonavich (aka: Ralph Abernathy) passed-over to the Next Dimension in 1981 and has been cyberporting annually on MLK, Jr. Day to conference with DonJon, his genetically dispossessed son.  

NicJon, renowned master grifter, befriended King while living in Montgomery prior to the 1955 Bus Boycott.  NicJon installed a central air conditioning unit in King's church, afterwards frequently visiting the reverend when he was in "Nigger Town," as the locals referred to the quaint Montgomery, Alabama neighborhood.  "NicJon calls him, One Cool Cat," states DonJon, adding, "I don't known if this is a reference to Dr. King's demeanor or his physical comfort."  

In a personal statement, DonJon asked that, "One day, in this great and privileged nation, we will honor Martin Luther King Jr. with the tribute that he, and we, so greatly deserve; that one day we declare this a day the Armys stands down, a day the Leaders contemplate equality, a day the People unit for Peace, a single glorious day of Non-violence, Equality and Unity."

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE - Eccentric Publisher to Tap Na'vi Porn

For Immediate Release

Handled Messiahs Public Relations

Harry Martini, PRA

Eccentric Publisher to Tap Na'vi Pornography

In his first foray into the pornography industry DonJonVonavich, Eccentric Publisher of Moloch the Plutocracy, has announced a venture to tap into the sexual excitement surrounding the blockbuster movie, Avatar, from self-declared "King of the World," James Cameron.

The research division of Moloch the Plutocracy has found that 18 million teenage boys have masturbated to Neytiri, Princess of Omaticayato. "It's the largest masturbatory phenomenon since Princess Leia Organa, Crown Princess of Alderaan," claims DonJon. Adding "Research indicates men in their sixties are still 'Viagraurbating' to Princess Leia, we foresee decades of profit on Neytriri."

Harry Martini of Handled Messiahs PR and DonJon's publicist claims, "It's the next big slice of porn pie, Na'vi blue beaver will make the Asian bukakki trend seem like a trickle." The multi-phase business strategy will include a Pandorian porn website, a Na'vi adult dating service and a mating service for Pandorian nationals looking to marry Americans.

Big Blue Pandoragina (www.bigbluepandoragina.com), a porn site billed as "All Blue - All Nude - All Na'vi," will launch next month featuring an exclusive all nude spread of Princess Neytiri. The adult dating site, Naughty Na'Vi (www.naughtynavi.com), is set for debut in the spring. The launch date for the Na'vi mating project has been delayed pending approval from US Homeland Security.

Contact Information:

Handled Messiahs Public Relations

Harry Martini, PRA

(405) 4-MOLOCH (65624)

blewkarma@gmail.com

Big Blue Pandoragina - Gold Membership

Satanic Actuary Declares Haiti Paid-in-Full

"(Haiti) swore a pact to the devil. They said, we will serve you if you'll get us free from the French. True story. And so, the devil said, okay it's a deal," Satanic Actuary, Pat Robertson.

Chelsea Hotel (MP) - The People of Haiti can rest comfortably knowing their Devil's Pact is now "Paid-in-Full". Pat Robertson, Satin's Actuary, confirmed on a recent broadcast of The 700 Club that they have made all interest and principle payments and the pact had been retired. Robertson added "their large and timely deposits have earned them Platinum status at the Bank of Hell."

Sir Lucifer Beelzebub, Chairman of the Bank of Hell, is admired by banking luminaries for his banks liquidity during the banking crisis. Unlike major American banks, The Bank of Hell did not take TARP money and has been actively lending. "Souls are all consumers have left to leverage, we are very active in this area of asset backed lending," stated Robertson, "We are seeing the return of liars loans as a means of financing all types of excesses."

Reportedly, The Bank of Hell is in discussions with Goldman Sachs Group to package Soul Backed Securities (SBS). Goldman CEO and Grand Master of the Multiverse, Lloyd "BlankCheck" Blankfein claimed, "by packaging subprime souls in a prorated basket of souls the risk of investment is reduced and investors will receive sinful returns at no risk."

Past financial innovation has had limited effect on actual economic growth; a fact confirmed by Paul "Big Paulie" Volker, The Former Chairman of the Not-So-Federal Reserve. Referring to Big Paulie's recent admonishment at the Future of Finance Initiative conference, Blankfein claimed, "This could be the financial innovation that tops the cash machine."

In a statement released by DonJonVonavich, Eccentric Publisher of this pamphlet, he offered, "I'm afraid Pat Robertson has once again proven that televangelist are the worst of all belly-crawling life form. We send our prayers to the People of Haiti and trust that the better nature of human kind will prevail."

Links:

Wall Street Journal: Timeline of Latin American Earthquake Disaster

Citigroup: Plutonomy Report #1

London Times - ‘Wake up, gentlemen’, world’s top bankers warned by Volcker

Bear Stearns Shares - Accredited Investors Only

Al Qaeda Lobbies Congress

"We have given fear and it's functionaries too much power," DonJon.

Chelsea Hotel (MP) - Moloch the Plutocracy has learned that Ayman "Ballzawahiri" al-Zawahiri has officially registered to lobby congress and formed a political action committee, Al Qaeda PAC.

The new addition to K Street has confirmed they will lobby congress on behalf of all international terrorists. "Professional terrorist have been under-represented in Washington," claims al-Zawahiri, "Our presence in the Beltway will enable us to work closely with congress and the administration on issues relating to the War on Terror."

A recent BBC documentary film, The Power of Nightmares, The Rise of the Politics of Fear, by Adam Curtis, has brought new concerns within the international terrorist community that their influence may be waning. "Maintaining the high level of official fear mongering will require new strategies," states al-Zawahiri, "We hope to mimic the success of the Medical Industrial Complex on the health care debate."

In a statement released by DonJonVonavich, Eccentric Publisher of this pamphlet, he offered, "We have given Fear and it's functionaries too much power, the duality of being human requires, at minimum, an equal focus on Joy." Moloch the Plutocracy has made The Power of Nightmares an official MoVideo Selection.

Links:

The Power of Nightmares

• Part 1 official page
• Part 2 official page
• Part 3 official page
• Summary of argument
• Power of Nightmares re-awakened – Questions from BBC viewers answered by Curtis
• The Power Of Nightmares at the Internet Archive

MoProphecies for a MoDecade

While the Big Money Bloviators and Propagandist bend your ear on the past we at Moloch the Plutocracy take our stand on the future... The MoFuture. It's that time of year for DonJon to step aside and allow Guest Psychic Publisher NostraDonJonamus prognosticate the headlines.

by NostraDonJonamus, Guest Psychic Publisher

Chelsea Hotel (MP) - With little fanfare we have passed a decade that was a step backward in the human condition. After the 90's, a modest decade of Western peace, prosperity and semen stains, we were subjected to The Decade of Fear and Loathing. Fortunately all events happen in the duality of human existence, so we will enjoy a few positive outcomes from the past decades disastrous choices.

Of course the Lobotomites, Illiterati and Genetic Rubberneckers will argue that the expected dualist outcome justifies their drastic actions. After all, even genocide can have positive results. The reduced population may improve the economy, reduce famine and disease of the survivors, but the negative impact will last forever in the cultural mythology resulting in further anti-humanistic choices.

The great news is humankind always progresses toward good, otherwise we would have succumb millennia ago to the survival of a superior sentient species. So lets thank the short-sited for the coming decade of great humanistic advancement, their sorrowful choices will result in enlightenment of many to the cause of Being Human.

Duality in tact, the coming decades advancing Humanism will be juxtaposed by the strong arm of Authoritarianism. After some early setbacks, the decade of the 10s will reveal that "It's a MoWorld After All."

For the month of January, I am privileged to be your guest publisher, NostraDonJonamus, Psychic Publisher of Moloch the Plutocracy.

Read The MoProphecies of NostraDonJonamus on Moloch the Plutocracy.

Coming Headlines from The MoProphecies of NostraDonJonamus

2010 - World Economies Collapse, Liberty Restrained

2011 - Rasmussen Poll, Lobotomites Support Beck/Palen Ticket

2012 - Big Oil Declares War on Argentina, Contract Open for Bid

2013 - Cloud of Uncertainty Surrounds 2012 Presidential Election

2014 - Economic Humanism Replacing Central Bank Capitalism

2015 - The People Demand Entrance to Federal Reserve, Army Stands Ready

2016 - Global Human Connectivity Ending War as a Tool of Conflict Resolution

2018 - Millions Converge on World Capitals for The Summer of Being Human

2019 - Climate Change Improves World Population Equality

2020 - DonJon Sworn in as MoPresident

MoPsychic Readings from NostraDonJonamus