Monday, January 11, 2010

Al Qaeda Lobbies Congress

"We have given fear and it's functionaries too much power," DonJon.



Chelsea Hotel (MP) - Moloch the Plutocracy has learned that Ayman "Ballzawahiri" al-Zawahiri has officially registered to lobby congress and formed a political action committee, Al Qaeda PAC.

The new addition to K Street has confirmed they will lobby congress on behalf of all international terrorists. "Professional terrorist have been under-represented in Washington," claims al-Zawahiri, "Our presence in the Beltway will enable us to work closely with congress and the administration on issues relating to the War on Terror."

A recent BBC documentary film, The Power of Nightmares, The Rise of the Politics of Fear, by Adam Curtis, has brought new concerns within the international terrorist community that their influence may be waning. "Maintaining the high level of official fear mongering will require new strategies," states al-Zawahiri, "We hope to mimic the success of the Medical Industrial Complex on the health care debate."

In a statement released by DonJonVonavich, Eccentric Publisher of this pamphlet, he offered, "We have given Fear and it's functionaries too much power, the duality of being human requires, at minimum, an equal focus on Joy." Moloch the Plutocracy has made The Power of Nightmares an official MoVideo Selection.



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The Power of Nightmares



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