$100 Million IM-assFucking for Haiti Announced

"The International Monetary System seeks to force it's will on the Impoverished of the World, enslaving them in the Plutocracy's factories, plants and farms harvesting Profit,"  DonJon.

Chelsea Hotel (MP) - The International Monetary assFuckers (IM-assF) have announced a New $100 Million IM-assFucking for Haiti.  The Devastated Country was previously IM-assFucked for $165 Million.  This IM-assFucking came with the usual Friendly Humanitarian Conditions, including raising prices for electricity, refusing pay increases to all public employees and privatization of everything potentially profitable.

The new IM-assFucking was made through their Extended Credit Facility, "We are aware that some think the IM-assFuck should be a Grant, but we don't IM-assFuck that way," states Dominique "Ass-Con" Strauss-Kahn, Managing DickRectum of the IM-assF.  Further qualifying, "This Extended IM-assFucking is Long Term with Zero Interest, Similar to what the Haitians have experienced for Two Centuries." 

In a related statement, DonJonVonavich, Eccentric Publisher of Moloch the Plutocracy, offered "The International Monetary System seeks to force it's will on the Impoverished of the World, enslaving them in the Plutocracy's factories, plants and farms harvesting Profit." 

DonJon released a video statement on Haiti on Thursday's Edition of Moloch the Plutocracy.  (See Below)

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