Chelsea Hotel (MP) - While the first episode of The KING of MO is enjoying five star reviews from fans across the globe, one review from Professor Bimm, doctor of delusion and neutered nemesis of DonJon, puzzles the literary media. Why would the renowned professor of the Harvard Technical School of Irascible Intransigence pen a dimly flickering single star review for DonJon?
Other than the obvious self-absorption of “the author,” Bimm’s review provides no references that would lead one to believe he actually read the work. Calling the epic a “treatise on why the author bears no responsibility to anyone except himself,” Bimm was clearly regurgitating bromides heard on Fox News.
“It confounds the mind and puzzles the will, and makes us rather bear these puny words, than fly off to grander ones that we know lots of,” states Hamilton Rosencrantz, Managing Editor of the Contrived BS Review. “Thus churlishness does make cowards of us all.”
Deep in the bowels of presidential politics DonJon was unavailable for comment. His literary agent provocateur, Lewis “Crystal Ball” Crystal responded to our entreaty, “DonJon is appalled at the lack of literary acerbity that went into this paltry one star review. He expects this from the illiterati, but never from the pseudo-intelligentsia.”
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