"This redistribution stinks of Plutocracy," DonJon.
Chelsea Hotel (MP) - The Plutocracy applauded a child obesity reduction initiative announcement by Ken "Sticky Fingers" Lewis, Chairman of the Masters of the Universe Counsel on Keeping Yours Ours Unendingly, known as MUCK YOU. "We are proud to claim 17 million American households enrolled in the program to rid youngsters of the scourge of obesity," Lewis reported.
In a carefully calibrated effort the Plutocracy organized an income redistribution plan shifting 16% of American income to the top 1% over thirty years. "The program has been highly effective in reducing the caloric intake that is the demon of childhood obesity," Lewis proudly stated. Further adding, "In Philadelphia 'one in five homes with a baby or toddler do not have enough food' to allow obesity to set in."
The Plutocracy supported both Democratic and Republican politicians in the large scale bi-partisan legislative effort to enact the program. "With the help of Capital Hill we succeeded in the redistribution of income required to save our children... it's for the children," denoted the MUCK YOU Chairman.
"This redistribution stinks of Plutocracy," declared DonJonVonavich, Eccentric Publisher of Moloch the Plutocracy. "Governments are formed for a singular function: the redistribution of assets as mandated by the Sovereign. The People are Sovereign in America and therefore redistribution should only be effected to protect their Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness"
Calling for MoRevolution, DonJon added, "This constitutes an illegal taking, The Plutocracy has redistributed the earnings of The People's economy to themselves. It will not stand!"
SOURCES:
Washington Post: Missing more than a meal - http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/12/11/AR2009121102697.html?sid%3DST2009121103445
No comments:
Post a Comment