BP Sets Foundation for Nation State in Gulf of Mexico

""If a natural citizen caused destruction on this level they would be prosecuted, convicted, and imprisoned; Should British Petroleum not be held similarly accountable?"  DonJon.

Chelsea Hotel (MP) - In an aggressive move toward nation state status, British Petroleum has begun setting the foundation for a series of Island states off the shore of major oil consuming nations.  The first is currently being developed in the Gulf of Mexico.  British Petroleum ranks twenty third in the list of worlds 150 largest economies, of the total 55 are nation states and 95 are global corporations.  "Nation State status is a natural next step for us," states Dr. Tony "Oil for Blood" Hayward, "Our economy is larger than all but twenty one nations, it is time global corporations like BP declare sovereignty." 

Working with the Nation State Development Division of Haliburton, BP established Deep Horizon Development in the Gulf of Mexico to manage the construction of the island.  Just as land developers clear cut land based sites of vegetation and wildlife, deep ocean development requires that the waters be similarly cleared.  A 'development bomb' was set off from the Deep Horizon rig that has been slowly laying the foundation for the island.  "We are pleased with the progress," declares Hayward, "by the end of the year the area will cleared of unproductive lifeforms and a petroleum border foundation laid."

Asked for comment, DonJonVonavich, Eccentric Publisher of Moloch the Plutocracy, offered, "If a natural citizen caused destruction on this level they would be prosecuted, convicted, and imprisoned; Should British Petroleum not be held similarly accountable?"

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150 Largest Economies - http://news.mongabay.com/2005/0718-worlds_largest.html