Tarantino Writing Republican Response to ObamaCare

"They want to Shaft the American People," DonJon.

Chelsea Hotel (MP) - Republican congressmen promoted Quentin Tarantino's Kill Bill two-part action thriller film series from the Speaker's Balcony.  The epic-length revenge drama has become the working strategy for Republican opposition to President "Hopie" Obama's legislative agenda.  "Quentin agreed to write our response," states Minority Leader John "The Orange Shaft" Boehner, "You see this Tea Party is a bad mother—Shut yo mouth!"    

Asked for comment, Tarantino offered, "I wanted to play on the Blaxploitation genre, the cast has really taken it to new creative heights."    

Pressed for comment, DonJonVonavich, Eccentric Publisher of Moloch the Plutocracy, merely offered, "They want to Shaft the American People." 

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1. Crooks and Liars - http://firstread.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2010/03/25/2242298.aspx