DonJon Offers Likeness for Fifty Dollar Note

"If mediocrity is the qualification, I have it in abundance,"  DonJon.

Chelsea Hotel (MP) - DonJonVonavich, Eccentric Publisher of Moloch the Plutocracy has offered his likeness for the Fifty dollar Federal Reserve Note.  His offer is a compromise to settle the dispute between the Ulysses S. Grant and Ronald Reagan factions.  "Grant was a renowned drunk and Reagan an mediocre actor, I am both and a mildly notable misfit to boot," claims DonJon. "If mediocrity is the qualification, I have it in abundance." 

The Not-so-Federal Reserve Chairman, Ben "The Consigliere" Bernanke stated, "DonJon claims he will  'collapse the monetary system as we know it,' his likeness on our notes would certainly do that." 

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