Obama Operative Breaks into DonJon 2012 Headquarters Film Reveals

Chelsea Hotel (MP)- The Obama campaign was caught red handed breaking into the DonJon End-of-the-World 2012 campaign headquarters. The video sent from a disaffected Obama staffer to Moloch the Plutocracy shows an unknown Obama operative behind the camera sneaking up to the DonJon 2012 headquarters, opening the garage door, and filming DonJon’s “top-secret campaign vehicle.” At the end of the video the operative behind the camera begins to run out when DonJon arrives.  

DonJon’s campaign has been markedly silent in the past weeks working on their next move which included the deployment of the top-secret vehicle. The video does not disclose the inner workings of the modified bicycle trailer, but sources confirm that it includes stealth satellite-blocking technology, a explosive-resistant carbon-fiber casing, and early 90’s mobile phone technology.    

The authenticity of the video has been confirmed.

2:50 pm 10-16-12: BREAKING UPDATE: It has just been reported to Moloch the Plutocracy that DonJon's campaign cowboy hat was heisted during the break-in. His "was to be famous" chapeau was adorned with his red, white, and blue dread locks and a matching bandanna bow in back. Because of it's unique power of persuasive visual rhetoric, it's understandable that the hat would be a target of the Obama plumbers that have been fingered for the break-in.