Romney Proposes All Americans Get Swiss Bank Account

Chelsea Hotel (MP) - Republican Presidential candidate, Mitt "Insert Nickname Here" Romney has proposed a solution to the American financial crisis. In a town hall meeting in Splügen, Switzerland, a municipality in the district of Hinterrhein in the Swisscanton of Graubünden, Romney promised all Americans will have "a Swiss bank account in every portfolio and a Cadillac at every home when I become President of the Confederation... ahh, United States."

Reciting his acumen in business, he assured the crowd of seven hikers and three milkmaids that his Swiss bank account is the reason his family has stayed above water in this "difficult tax environment." "It has worked for me, and I it will work for all Americans," stated Romney, asking the crowd "does President Obama have a Swiss bank account? I submit he wouldn't even know where to open one... Is this the kind of president you want?"

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