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DonJon Releases Episodic Novel, Claims Greatest Ever Written
In a long awaited and highly anticipated announcement, DonJonVonavich, Eccentric Publisher of Moloch the Plutocracy, has released Episode One of The KING of MO: An Autobiography of a Dream. The episodic novel will be available exclusively on Amazon Kindle Prime for $2.99 and in their lending library free to Prime members.
Published by the Molocratic Press, the story is set in the infamous Chelsea Hotel beginning in 2000 where DonJon, a self-indulgent, dream-addicted Bohemian, finds his way into the Multiverse and discovers the truth behind the power pulling the strings on Earth. Meanwhile, Kyle 123456, a bankrupt social-climbing plutocrat, struggles as his new poverty-imposed Bohemian life overwhelms his aristocratic past. After DonJon encounters Kyle's dreams in a parallel dimension of the Multiverse, the duo teams up to overthrow G.R.E.E.D., a powerful consortium of long dead emperors, kings, feudal lords, dictators, robber barons, politicos, and cronies that control Humanity, including -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------.
DonJon describes the book as “an episodic dreamographical novel.” explaining, “unlike a typical novel, the events are entirely 100% factual and took place in one of the many parallel dimensions we inhabit.” Furthur claiming, “it’s the greatest Homeric epic ever written... that is a fact, Homer himself collaborated on it.” Other collaborators on the episodic novel are The Merry Molochsters, DonJon’s loosely disorganized group of friends, benefactors, and lovers, Max Penmark, Editor Extraordinaire, and Jace Toronto, Editor Perfectionaire.
The first to submit a critical review was Roger Turgid, Editor at XXXLarge of Moloch the Plutocracy, "DonJon is a deluded idiot... He should have kept his skinny ass out of the Multiverse and let Kyle continue to pursue his dream of being a capitalist champion.” Turgid qualified his review by adding, “In the interest of full disclosure, DonJon is my boss."
DonJon claims all six episodes of The KING of MO will be published by election day 2012, adding, “it’s the end of the World and I have a lot to finish before I’m finished.”
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