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Chelsea Hotel (MP) - In a stunning admission, Congress Woman Michelle Bachmann confirmed that she was Obama's Tar Baby Mama. "Yes, I'm having his tar baby," Bachmann confirmed, "our President has cum to our position, drill baby drill." There has been no official confirmation from the White House, but it is believed that Mrs. Bachmann's statement is truthful.
Congress Bachmann ran for the Republican nomination on a platform of increased drilling for tar babies to reduce the flow of wetback babies. "I will personally drill baby drill to increase the tar babies in America," Bachmann promised on the stump. Bachmann's husband and the First Lady have not made a public statement on the revelations.
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