""If a natural citizen caused destruction on this level they would be prosecuted, convicted, and imprisoned; Should British Petroleum not be held similarly accountable?" DonJon.
Chelsea Hotel (MP) - In an aggressive move toward nation state status, British Petroleum has begun setting the foundation for a series of Island states off the shore of major oil consuming nations. The first is currently being developed in the Gulf of Mexico. British Petroleum ranks twenty third in the list of worlds 150 largest economies, of the total 55 are nation states and 95 are global corporations. "Nation State status is a natural next step for us," states Dr. Tony "Oil for Blood" Hayward, "Our economy is larger than all but twenty one nations, it is time global corporations like BP declare sovereignty."
Working with the Nation State Development Division of Haliburton, BP established Deep Horizon Development in the Gulf of Mexico to manage the construction of the island. Just as land developers clear cut land based sites of vegetation and wildlife, deep ocean development requires that the waters be similarly cleared. A 'development bomb' was set off from the Deep Horizon rig that has been slowly laying the foundation for the island. "We are pleased with the progress," declares Hayward, "by the end of the year the area will cleared of unproductive lifeforms and a petroleum border foundation laid."
150 Largest Economies - http://news.mongabay.com/2005/0718-worlds_largest.html
Chelsea Hotel (MP) - In an aggressive move toward nation state status, British Petroleum has begun setting the foundation for a series of Island states off the shore of major oil consuming nations. The first is currently being developed in the Gulf of Mexico. British Petroleum ranks twenty third in the list of worlds 150 largest economies, of the total 55 are nation states and 95 are global corporations. "Nation State status is a natural next step for us," states Dr. Tony "Oil for Blood" Hayward, "Our economy is larger than all but twenty one nations, it is time global corporations like BP declare sovereignty." Asked for comment, DonJonVonavich, Eccentric Publisher of Moloch the Plutocracy, offered, "If a natural citizen caused destruction on this level they would be prosecuted, convicted, and imprisoned; Should British Petroleum not be held similarly accountable?"
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150 Largest Economies - http://news.mongabay.com/2005/0718-worlds_largest.html
In a statement released by Goldman, they revealed that "In addition to the Commandments, Our Lord God Profit reveled that Ayn Rand of Greed is the Messiah foretold in the Old Testament, she has risen from the dead to declare she is the 'ego of life, the light to riches, the door to the wolf, the selfish shepherd, the resurrection and greed, the way, the truth, and the life, and the path to Profit.' We now have our Trinity and our Church."
1 I am the Lord your God Profit, who brought you out of the land of the middle class, and the working stiff, and out of the house of wage slavery;
Beck creates his ideas each morning by, "pounding his head and vomiting for four hours." He claims the ritual connects him to his higher self, "I once used Everclear to find enlightenment, now I can induce it on command." 
Wearing a beautiful ceremonial gown and royal tiarra, he pronounced to the gathered hoard of Illiteratti at his feet, "Qu'ils mangent de la puree de pommes." Translated to english as, "Let them eat applesauce." 
Chelsea Hotel (MP) - DonJonVonavich, Eccentric Publisher of Moloch the Plutocracy has issued his annual State of the MoUnion Address, a response to The President of the United States of American, Barack "Hopie" Obama. Because DonJon claims to be "on the lamb" from Homeland Security, the speech was delivered at an undisclosed location. 
