"If mediocrity is the qualification, I have it in abundance," DonJon.
Chelsea Hotel (MP) - DonJonVonavich, Eccentric Publisher of Moloch the Plutocracy has offered his likeness for the Fifty dollar Federal Reserve Note. His offer is a compromise to settle the dispute between the Ulysses S. Grant and Ronald Reagan factions. "Grant was a renowned drunk and Reagan an mediocre actor, I am both and a mildly notable misfit to boot," claims DonJon. "If mediocrity is the qualification, I have it in abundance." The Not-so-Federal Reserve Chairman, Ben "The Consigliere" Bernanke stated, "DonJon claims he will 'collapse the monetary system as we know it,' his likeness on our notes would certainly do that."
New York Times - Who’s Buried in the History Books?
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/03/14/opinion/14wilentz.html?pagewanted=1&ref=general&src=me
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New York Times - Who’s Buried in the History Books?
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/03/14/opinion/14wilentz.html?pagewanted=1&ref=general&src=me
I'll drink to that!
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