Chelsea Hotel (MP)- Prime Minister Benjamin “Bebe Rebozo” Netanyahu of Israel introduced his latest genius plan to catch the elusively fast Iranian Nuclear Ahmadinejad, the Persian desert rat distantly related to Speedy Gonzales, "The Fastest Mouse in all Mexico." In a speech to the annual General Assembly, Mr. Netanyahu introduced Wile E. Coyote who unfurled a diagram from the Acme Corporation with the schematic of a bomb. Mr. Coyote smirked and pointed as the Israeli Prime Minister read the instructions provided by Acme to the leaders of the world.It is uncertain why Mr. Netanyahu is determined to catch the nuclear rat, but he has purchased numerous contraptions from the Acme Corporation for that purpose. Early in the year Mr. Netanyahu deployed rocket-powered roller skates that ran away with him and couldn’t be stopped. This was after a failed attempt to stop Ahmadinejad with a giant Acme kite kit that included nitroglycerin and a detonator that blew him into a smoldering mess before crashing to the ground.
Middle East experts viewed the introduction of Mr. Coyote as a softening of his hard-line stance toward the Obama administration regarding Ahmadinejad. As a native of the American West, it is believed that Mr. Coyote was brought in to lobby the Obama administration to open the Acme catalog of Military Industrial Complex products to Mr. Netanyahu. Acme Corporation has been a major contributor to the Obama 2012 campaign.
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