Chelsea Hotel (MP)- In the wake of massive uprisings in Greece and Spain over austerity programs imposed by the IMF-Assfuckers and the World Bank of Take Your Little Smelly Brown Hands off My Shit, DonJon’s end-of-the-world presidential campaign has called for a full reversal of the repressive policies. In a statement released to Moloch the Plutocracy titled, The Time for Gluttony is Now, DonJon calls for all inhabitants of the planet to “engage in the same gluttonous, rapacious, capricious, avaricious, voracious, depleticious, and venomously deleterious wanton consumption that the Plutocracy has enjoyed.” “Mine is a policy for end-times,” claims DonJon “I call on the world citizenry to follow the successful actions of our Plutocratic friends and assure the end-of-the-world for all.”
The major party candidates were caught with their heads up their ass, literally, and without a response to DonJon’s bold policy initiative. The Romney campaign has made it clear that it supports the current policy of planetary destruction by those that are, “proven producers of plunder and devastation,” calling for plutocratic tax breaks to enable a more rapid demise. And the Obama campaign has continued to support the global banking cartel that funds the planetary destruction by those same plutocrats. But neither campaign has hinted at any inclusion of the entire species in the efforts to assure and hasten the end.
“I have to hand it to DonJon, he is out there on this one,” stated Chris “Drooling Loudmouth” Matthews. “He’s got a point, if we all do our part it will assure the scheduled December 21 end-times date.”
DonJon Vonavich is the Eccentric Publisher of Moloch the Plutocracy and the 2012 Presidential Nominee for the Molocratic Party. You can read more about his adventures in The KING of MO: An Autobiography of a Dream, and other publications from the Molocratic Press.
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