Losers, Parasites, and Ne’er-do-wells Cling to Romney Campaign

Lou Spumebucket at SCUM-PAC headquarters behind
Dregs Pub works to support the Romney campaign.

Chelsea Hotel (MP)- In a well-timed political maneuver, Romney for President, Inc. has strengthened its support with America’s losers, parasites, and ne’er-do-wells. The campaign released a spate of videos confirming Romney’s utter disgust with the 47% of citizens that are bloodsucking deadbeat genetic waste.

Responding to the recently released videos, Chairman of SCUM-PAC, Lou Spumebucket, offered an official response, “Finally a presidential candidate that understands us and will ignore and disdain us with the intensity we deserve.”

The statement was delivered to Moloch the Plutocracy by official SCUM-PAC courier written on a urine soaked discarded pizza box from their headquarters at the dumpster of Dregs Pub on West Robinwood Street in Detroit.

In a related event, The Knights of the Silver Spoon, confirm that Romney had been inducted into their order at birth and has “not pulled the sterling instrument from his ars since.”

Responding for the DonJon 2012! End-of-the-World campaign, a spokesman offered, “DonJon believes it’s outrageous that anyone thinks they will have a special dispensation when it’s all over.”