The Molocratic Party released the party platform approved at their national convention held at an undisclosed location somewhere in the ravaged hulk of the Chelsea Hotel. In a concise single plank, the Molocratic Party outlines their vision for a visionless future, declaring December 21, 2012 the end-of-the-world and that their candidate, DonJon Vonavich, Eccentric Publisher of Moloch the Plutocracy, knows it.
The Molocratic Party is America’s only multi-level-marketing political party. Party members are offered New World Order Distributorships that pay residual income on unlimited Patriot Down-lines up to thirteen Colonial Levels deep and can qualify for Brotherhood Recruiting Bonuses.
The platform includes an interesting history of the party dating back to its founding by Bubbie John Daniel, Old South aristocrat turned 60s redneck-hippie and pharmaceutical enthusiast, and self appointed arm-chairman of the Molocratic Party. Daniel, offered his full throated support of the platform, “This is the big one. The cash will be rolling in now.”
The party was embroiled in controversy over the disposition of the left-behind after the end-of-the-world. In a majority vote, party members refused to include them as a plank in their platform. But, after pressure for the DonJon2012! End-of-the-World campaign, they added an addendum to the platform that recognized their candidate’s position on the sensitive issue. Included was a direct quote from DonJon, “At the end-of-the-world we will emancipate the Chelsea Hotel and designate it a safe-haven for the Left-Behind.”
DonJon’s long time residence, the infamous Chelsea Hotel, is under siege by The Chetrit Group, developers to Satan.
Read the full Molocratic Party Platform. It’s Good!
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