DonJon's Dead Father Eulogizes MLK, Jr

"World, I knew MLK, Jr., he was a friend of mine, and you are no MLK, Jr," NiccoloJonVonavich, Father of DonJon.

Chelsea Hotel (MP) - DonJonVonavich, Eccentric Publisher of Moloch the Plutocracy, has emerged from his annual Martin Luther King, Jr. Day cyperportation conference with his father, NiccoloJonVonavich (aka: Ralph Abernathy).  In a statement released by DonJon, his father eulogized King as, "A man before his time and beyond," stating, "World, I knew MLK, Jr., he was a friend of mine, and you are NO MLK, Jr."

NiccoloJonVonavich (aka: Ralph Abernathy) passed-over to the Next Dimension in 1981 and has been cyberporting annually on MLK, Jr. Day to conference with DonJon, his genetically dispossessed son.  

NicJon, renowned master grifter, befriended King while living in Montgomery prior to the 1955 Bus Boycott.  NicJon installed a central air conditioning unit in King's church, afterwards frequently visiting the reverend when he was in "Nigger Town," as the locals referred to the quaint Montgomery, Alabama neighborhood.  "NicJon calls him, One Cool Cat," states DonJon, adding, "I don't known if this is a reference to Dr. King's demeanor or his physical comfort."  

In a personal statement, DonJon asked that, "One day, in this great and privileged nation, we will honor Martin Luther King Jr. with the tribute that he, and we, so greatly deserve; that one day we declare this a day the Armys stands down, a day the Leaders contemplate equality, a day the People unit for Peace, a single glorious day of Non-violence, Equality and Unity."