TRUMPeror Funds Play-Do$h Foundation for the Poors!

TRUMPeror

Funds Play-Do$h

Foundation for the Poors!

Trump Play-Do$h used to “Rebuild Homes,

Lives, and Feed the Poors.”

DonJon 2016 Campaign Responds

By, ROger TurgiD, MO editor.

In Memoriam — Harry Martin

Chelsea Hotel (MP) TRUMPeror Swooptopian has announced a new charitable foundation to support the needs of the “Poors.” The TRUMP Play-Do$h Foundation was established in coordination with Hasbro Corporation to develop a branded Play-Doh product that can be used as currency, food, and building materials.

Katrina Pierson, the spokesperson for the foundation stated, “By putting the TRUMP name on the traditional children's modeling clay, we’ve created a currency of greater value than the ‘lame brain damaged' American Dollar. Unlike Federal Reserve Notes, TRUMP Play-Do$h is non-toxic, non-irritating & non-allergenic to white people and Mr. Trumps’ African-American.”

TRUMP Play-Do$h is a fiat currency backed by the Bank of China and redeemable at Goldman Sachs affiliated banks everywhere for .94764783 Sub-2008 Mortgage Backed Securities (Sub2008s), Beanie Babies, or TRUMP ‘pre-grown’ Chia Pets.