DonJon 2016 Campaign Diary
POST #1: 10:12:56:pt Ivanka 21, 1BTE
A TRUMPire Declared.
He walked a slow consenting cadence and politely applauded his perfect heir apparent, after a two-cheek air-kiss, with her willing obedience he commanded her hips front-and-square and gave her a gentle patriarchal pat, above, in a towering gilt tsarist-bold font was his five letter name —TRUMP— cowering below was a crowded row of desperate and defeated american flags standing in conscription to the Advancing TRUMPire, the TRUMPeror declared, “I alone can TRUMP it.”
A spray-tanned-fair-haired-man-clown-child branded the party of “Honest” Abe Lincoln his today. The old-guard cast aside, replaced by a praetorian gaggle of imperious lieutenants, shifty-tongued surrogates, and pig-shit-nervous coat-tail politicians, he “humbly” declared TRiUMPh over the right~O~wing of the American two-party Plutocracy.
“Such was the beginning of the Billion Year TRUMPire,” DonJon.
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