PEE-Pac Dumps Trump in Favor of DonJon Probable Candidacy

"It’s the end of the world, DonJon knows it. "  DonJon.

Chelsea Hotel (MP) - An influential political action committee has lined up in support of the probable 2012 presidential candidacy of DonJon Vonavich, Eccentric Publisher of Moloch the Plutocracy. The Bohemian underground is awash with rumors that DonJon will announce his bid for President of the United States at MoCarnival on August 19th. 

Patriots for Early Extinction: Political Action Committee, commonly known as PEE-Pac, announced that it was pulling it’s 2012 presidential endorsement of Donald “Where’s Your Stool Sample?” Turmp in favor of DonJon. 

“You’re Fired, Super Swooper!” a spokesperson for PEE-Pac declared. He added, “Trump Enterprises has been a major promoter of PEE-Pacs commitment to early extinction, but DonJon’s sweeping vision of a future-less America punches our political hot button.”


PEE-Pac has come under fire from conservatives recently for it’s advertising campaign acknowledging the existence of global warming. The campaign’s controversial theme declares, Global Warming is No Hoax —But So What! Global warming promoters have long believed that public acknowledgement of man made climate change could slow the End-Times process.


DonJon continues to refuse to confirm his intentions, stating, “It’s the end of the world, DonJon knows it.”