Monday, May 24, 2010
Quentin Tarantino Announces Next Film Tales of DonJon
Sunday, May 23, 2010
BP Using Late Paleocene Period Technology for Mass Extinction
Hayward hinted at BP plans in a lecture at Stanford Business School in 2009, declaring, "We had too many people that were working to save the world. We no longer waste our efforts on such trivial altruism, rather I have all hands focused on developing BP World."
Alternet - Could the Largest Oil Drilling Catastrophe Also End up the Largest Natural Gas and Climate Disaster in Recent History?
Alternet - Why Aren't We Using the Safest and Most Effective Dispersants in the Gulf?Huffington Post - BP CEO Hayward, "We had too many people working to save the world."
Thursday, May 13, 2010
DonJon's Word of the Day - Eristication
Example Sentence: DonJon has so much Eristication, it makes me hot that he is right about everything!
As many moronic, dumb ass, illiterate fools believe, the Eristicratic Oath was not authored by Eristicrates, the Father of Self Important Rhetoric. It is believed to have been written by the ancient Lie-onian Greek Philosopher, Limbaugoras of Turgid, the founder of Limbaugoreanism. Limbaugoreans believe that Self Important Rhetoric is the foundation of social truth and justice.
I will respect the hard-won rhetorical gains of those blathering bellicose fools whose steps I walk, and aggressively share our truthful knowledge with morons, wingnuts, moonbats, dumb asses, illiterati, lobotomites, genetic rubberneckers, and all else that don't agree with me.
I will apply, for the benefit of the stupid and ignorant, all measures [that] are required, avoiding those twin traps of understatement and rhetorical nihilism.
I will remember that there is art to my obvious brilliance as well as science, and that warmth, sympathy, and understanding may never outweigh the correctness of my opinion.
I will be ashamed to say "I know not," nor will I call in my colleagues when I am unsure of my knowledge, rather make it up with confidence and certainty.
I will never respect the privacy of the cretins that disagree with me, for their stupidity is up to me that the world may know. Most especially must I tread carelessly in matters of life and death. If it is given me to that my words may save a life, whatever. But it is also within my power to take a life; this awesome responsibility is very cool to have and must be faced with great arrogance and boldness of my own superiority. Above all, I must not only play at God, but, convince others my words are 'of God'.
I will remember that I do not care about poverty charts, or statistical human suffering, but idiotic sick human beings, whose pea brains may affect my life and that of my economic stability.
I will prevent civil discourse whenever I can, for prevention is preferable to blathering stupidity.
I will remember that I remain true to my social constructions, with special obligations to force them on my fellow human beings, those empty of mind and weak of body as well as the scholarly assholes.
If I do not violate this oath, may I enjoy pomposity and self importance, a legend in my own mind, respected by all while I live and remembered thereafter for my brilliance. May I always act so as to preserve the finest traditions of my calling and may I long experience the joy of talking down those who seek to interrupt.
Wednesday, May 12, 2010
BP Sets Foundation for Nation State in Gulf of Mexico
150 Largest Economies - http://news.mongabay.com/2005/0718-worlds_largest.html
Saturday, May 1, 2010
The Holy Randian Church of Profit Founded
"Human progress will remain stagnant until this system is replaced with one that values sustainability, equality, and compassion," DonJon.
Chelsea Hotel (MP) - Only days after Goldman Sachs O'Money released the sacred text for the most widely accepted 'faith' on Earth, Capitalism, they have announced the formation of the Holy Randian Church of Profit. Goldman CEO and Grand Master of the Multiverse, Lloyd "BlankCheck" Blankfein claims that the "One True God, Profit," summoned him to the roof of Goldman Sachs Tower in Jersey City, New Jersey and delivered the Ten Commandments of Capitalism.
Crooks & Liars Friends - Please Leave a Quick Comment - I Need Feedback... TKS, DonJon.
Matt Tiabbi - The Lunatics Who Made a Religion Out of Greed and Wrecked the Economy