London Attacks Free Speech Free Market, Futures Prices Tumble

"Our free speech is being sold to the highest bidder, liberty be damned."  DonJon.

Chelsea Hotel (MP) - London's attack on the free speech free market intensified with the arrest of four current and former journalists from The Sun on suspicion of bribing police. It is the second Rupert Murdoch publication to be targeted by the British government in an attempt to regulate the free market in free speech.


Free speech futures tumbled on the Unalienable Rights Mercantile Exchange (RitesX) after news of the arrests. The price of 90 minute Unrestricted Free Speech Futures Contracts (90FreeSpees) were down 21% by the closing bell on Saturday trading. Traders were nervous that the free speech industry will be burdened with further government regulation on the purchase and resale of free speech.

At the RitesX Opening Bell the price of 90FreeSpees contracts were $222,821.23, by the closing they had dropped to $200,831.23.  Free Speech Commodities Trader, Rufus Tufus, was in the trading pit, "da speech Nazis are at it again... Fool, I been short'n free speech sense those occupy fools been flood'n da market... I'm in da money, Dowg... !  Occupy My Asshole Mu'thur Fuck'rrr."

Traders scramble to sell as the price of Free Speech Tumbles on the RitesX

RitesX Commissioner, Former President George "Waterboy" Bush, stated, "he he, free markets...  he he, free speech... only way... freedom, free markets... right Dick... Dick... DICK, where did Dick go?"

In a related statement, DonJonVonavich, Eccentric Publisher of Moloch the Plutocracy, offered, "Our free speech is being sold to the highest bidder, liberty be damned." 

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Huffington Post -Sun Employees Arrested