John F. Kennedy signed Executive Order 10924 on March 1, 1961 creating the Peace Corps.
Fifty Years Later Mitch Adams Reports for Duty on June 15, 2010.
SCREEEECCHHH
But, he thought he signed up for the "Piece Corps" at Hedonism III Jamaica...
Selective Dis-Service System
ORDER TO REPORT FOR INDUCTION
Friends of Mitch Adams
You are hereby ordered for Induction into
The Armed Forces of Revelry and Debauchery,
and to Report to (Top Secret: To Be Announced) for
Service in the Defense of Pleasure and Mayhem.
"All we are saying is give Mitch a piece!"
John Lennon
"What kind of piece do we seek? A piece like Marilyn—not merely a piece for Mitch but a piece for all—not merely a piece in our time but the Piece of All Time."
JFK, The Piece of All Time
"Make Love, Not Anal Warts!"
Very Unknown
"Blessed are the piece takers; for they shall be called the children of Mitch." Jesus Quintana
"What the Fuck! I was just trying to get a piece..."
Mitch Adams
Saturday, June 5th
TBA pm till
(Top Secret - TBA)
302 East 53rd Street, Austin, TX 78751
Attire - Hedonist
Attitude - Playfully Libidinous
Accouterments - Water Toys, Towel, Devious Smile,
Naked Kerrioki Voice, and Dancitude
BYO-Inebriates
Grill & Heathen Meat Provided
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